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Rhys had already been deaged enough on this stupid island. That must have been why the madness had skipped over him. Sure. That was the reason for it.

Unfortunately for him, he couldn't exactly be aware other people might not be so lucky. Also, he still hated his roommate. So. He was pointedly not looking over at Kuzco's bed while he lay on his own, wondering if he could grab some cereal and be back before anyone got ideas about locking him out.

Hmmm...

[Door closed, but post certainly open]

Date: 2016-11-19 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
Kuzco--age 4--woke up with a yell. "HUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGRY."

Sorry, Rhys.

Date: 2016-11-19 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
You weren't sorry at all.

Rhys shot upright, limbs flailing awkwardly. "What the hell was that?!"

Date: 2016-11-19 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"I'm. HUNGRY." Kuzco repeated.

Date: 2016-11-19 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
Rhys clutched his blanket against his chest like it would protect him. "What the hell are you?"

It was a child, Rhys. Jesus.

Date: 2016-11-19 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"Emp-ror KUZCO!"

Sorry, Rhys.

Date: 2016-11-19 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
"No." Because that would help.

Date: 2016-11-19 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"YES!"

Kuzco still had no volume control.

Date: 2016-11-19 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
"No. Shut up." That wasn't how you treat a child, Rhys. "I mean. Oh god, what is happening?"

Date: 2016-11-19 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"I'M." Deep breath. "HUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGRY!!!!"

Date: 2016-11-19 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
Rhys put his hands to his ears and winced. "Shhh, shhh. Shhhh, I'll get you food if you shut up."

He didn't need more neighbors hating him, thank you.

Date: 2016-11-21 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"Good food," Kuzco demanded. "Cookies."

Date: 2016-11-21 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
"Okay, you're not getting cookies," Rhys said, giving the kid such a suspicious look. "You can have cereal."

Which had just as much sugar as a cookie.

Date: 2016-11-21 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
Guess who'd never been told no in his life, Rhys? Go on, guess.

"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES," Kuzco wailed.

Date: 2016-11-21 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
"No! Stop! Stop, stop! I'll find you cookies!" Maybe if he shouted less, people wouldn't hate him. Just maybe.

He scrambled out of bed, tripping over his own feet before bouncing back on up like it never happened.

Date: 2016-11-22 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
Nah. People loved him! Loved him!

"Cookies," Kuzco said, looking smug.

Date: 2016-11-22 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
Suuuure they did.

Rhys huffed, giving Kuzco such a glare. "You better turn back to normal or I'm putting you in an orphanage. The kind where they have orphan death matches."

He would not.

Also, WHAT THE HELL ORPHANAGE WAS THAT? BORDERLANDS, C'MON.

Date: 2016-11-23 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"...you made that up," Kuzco sniffled.

Date: 2016-11-23 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
"Why would I make that up?"

Maybe because he was a terrible babysitter.

Date: 2016-11-25 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"Because you're mean," Kuzco declared.

Based on being told no once.

Date: 2016-11-25 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
"I'm not." He really was. "You're a brat."

Date: 2016-11-25 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"Emp'ror," Kuzco corrected.

Date: 2016-11-26 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"EMP'ROR," Kuzco insisted back.

Date: 2016-11-26 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
"You're not my emperor!" Rhys really needed to reconsider his life choices when he was arguing with a child.

Date: 2016-11-26 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
Kuzco screwed up his face again. "YES YOU ARE!!!"

Sorry, anyone on the floor still trying to sleep.

Date: 2016-11-26 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
Rhys threw his hands into the air like he couldn't handle this right now, stomping to the door to get the damn cookies before this got worse.

Spoiler: It would still get worse.

"Stay!" Because tiny Kuzco was like a dog and would listen to that, right?

Date: 2016-11-26 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!"

Which, let's be fair, 17 year old Kuzco would still say.

Date: 2016-11-26 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] got-hijacked.livejournal.com
Kuzco at most points in his life would probably say that. Then again, so would Rhys.

"Yes I am!" Rhys said before dashing out the door to get that damn cookies.

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